"Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the cutest fall out boy of them all?"
"Patrick shut the fuck up"
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
Iggy Azalea and buttered popcorn
I want you to think about what you just said.
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie
An owl landed in a bar
deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?
WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE
Hedwig is actually alive just can’t fly and is trying to find Harry
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
Do you ever have that one line in a song that just means the world to you and has this deeper meaning that you feel just explains everything and then your friends listen to it and are just like that’s cool but you’re like NO THAT LINE IS JUST EVERYTHING HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND and you realize just how much music means to you
THERE’S EXERCISES FOR LAZY PEOPLE???????
MAYBE I’LL ACTUALLY GET FIT NOW